Kelly Oxford could be one of the funniest people I follow on Twitter
kellyoxford:

I erase a lot of tweets. The main reason is this: Some tweets cause 1000’s of people to @ me the exact same thing and it drives me nuts. In this case it has been 11 hours worth of “what are prayer hands” So, fuck it. Namaste, bitches.  *prayer hands*

Kelly Oxford could be one of the funniest people I follow on Twitter

kellyoxford:

I erase a lot of tweets.
The main reason is this:
Some tweets cause 1000’s of people to @ me the exact same thing and it drives me nuts. In this case it has been 11 hours worth of “what are prayer hands”
So, fuck it. Namaste, bitches.
*prayer hands*

the winklevoss twins do it cautiously

I don’t care how their mothers carried them— If you pick up a cat by the scruff of the neck, you’re just goin’ outta your way to be a dick.
hungoverowls:

“I don’t know what I drank last night, but I do know it had an assload of bubbles.”

hungoverowls:

“I don’t know what I drank last night, but I do know it had an assload of bubbles.”

it’s good to laugh

One hell of a Rick Roll

livejamie:
Early Wednesday morning, hackers installed the first seven of Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” on the dome at MIT.

One hell of a Rick Roll

livejamie:

Early Wednesday morning, hackers installed the first seven of Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” on the dome at MIT.

This is how to get a marriage started

livejamie:

Why do half of marriages fail? Because most don’t start like this!

I’ve never seen a bride look so happy and so beautiful, this is so awesome.

He cuts your hair with a paper clip

missvengeance:
WTF?

He cuts your hair with a paper clip

missvengeance:

WTF?
Need this sign for the new office
(via ceasefire)

Need this sign for the new office

(via ceasefire)

You should see what happens when you plug it in
(via concon)

You should see what happens when you plug it in

(via concon)

(via aaronbruh)

(via aaronbruh)

Solid Journalistic Professionalism