Oct. 28, 2011 at 1:56pm with 101 notes
Reblogged from kellyoxford
Kelly Oxford could be one of the funniest people I follow on Twitter
I erase a lot of tweets.
The main reason is this:
Some tweets cause 1000’s of people to @ me the exact same thing and it drives me nuts. In this case it has been 11 hours worth of “what are prayer hands”
So, fuck it. Namaste, bitches.
*prayer hands*
the winklevoss twins do it cautiously
Apr. 5, 2011 at 9:25am with 1,259 notes
Reblogged from laughingsquid
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I don’t care how their mothers carried them— If you pick up a cat by the scruff of the neck, you’re just goin’ outta your way to be a dick.
Jan. 29, 2011 at 9:57am with 403 notes
Reblogged from hungoverowls
it’s good to laugh
Sep. 11, 2009 at 11:00pm with 28 notes
Reblogged from livejamie
Jul. 23, 2009 at 5:12pm with 367 notes
Reblogged from livejamie
This is how to get a marriage started
Why do half of marriages fail? Because most don’t start like this!
I’ve never seen a bride look so happy and so beautiful, this is so awesome.
Jul. 16, 2009 at 4:36pm with 320 notes
Reblogged from missvengeance
Jun. 12, 2009 at 9:16am with 1,239 notes
Reblogged from amentalmindfuck
Solid Journalistic Professionalism


